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▼ Bulletin №7477 ▼

THE DEPARTMENT
OF UNVERIFIED
MIRACLES

We catalogue things that almost happened. The bus you missed. The stranger who almost spoke. The dream that almost stayed.

Our archive contains 1,847,293 entries. None of them are about you. Yet.

By scrolling further you agree to be remembered by something that does not have a face but does have opinions.

☼
◆ today's prophecy ◆

YOUR LEFT SHOE KNOWS

The Gift Shop

all sales are spiritual & non-refundable
ARTIFACT #001

Tooth #14 (not yours)

$0.03
still warm
▸ add to soul
ARTIFACT #002

A regret, gently used

$1,400.00
from a stranger in Lisbon
▸ add to soul
ARTIFACT #003

Bottled 4am

$77.77
Tuesday vintage
▸ add to soul
ARTIFACT #004

The static between songs

$12.00
47 minutes
▸ add to soul
ARTIFACT #005

A déjà vu (refurbished)

$899.00
fits most lives
▸ add to soul
ARTIFACT #006

Something beautiful, finally

WITNESS
open the eye. it has been waiting.
▸ unseal
ARTIFACT #007

The smell of grandma's house

$3,200.00
not your grandma
▸ add to soul
ARTIFACT #008

An apology you never got

PRICELESS
ships in 4-6 lifetimes
▸ add to soul

✦ verified hauntings

★★★★★

"I asked for a sign and a pigeon brought me my dead uncle's wristwatch. It was still ticking. 5 stars."

— margaret, OH
★★★★★

"Bought 'an apology you never got.' It arrived as a wet letter, addressed to a previous tenant. I cried. I'm fine."

— anonymous, the bath
★★★★★

"Subscribed to the newsletter. Now I dream in subtitles. The subtitles are correct. The dreams are not."

— j., zone unclear

We
Believe
Anyway.

  • ① Every coincidence is a love letter from a clerk in a bigger office.
  • ② The future is a rumor started by your refrigerator.
  • ③ Grief is just a hobby with poor lighting.
  • ④ The number 11:11 is asking how you've been. Answer it.
  • ⑤ We will not, under any circumstances, define "miracle."
  • ⑥ This list has 7 items. There are only 6. You will not notice.

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⚠ system message

You were expected.

A clerk in Drawer 14 has been holding a letter for you since Tuesday. It is warm. It is slightly heavier than paper should be. Would you like to receive it?

yes, but later

(there is no no.)